You won't just be dead, you'll be stuck suffering here for all eternity! So sorry if I felt that was unacceptable. But you're all completely free to kill the five of us on Saturday and just end the game. Enjoy going home.

[ he gets up and moves to the door, and then stops. ]

I am in a better position than you because I have actually sat and spoken to Craftly. While you all only see another enemy or cog in the machine for this game, I've seen what he really is. Us. He is the final decision we need to make to send everyone home. And I have seen how absolutely miserable he is, every single day, and how he wants to die. And I decided to accept that for myself to send the rest of you back. Yukina and Kaito did as well. The person who wrote that note asked if we thought we were heroes. Mabel and Dipper said the same to me as well. But we're not, Jake. We are stupid, absurd people who have made a lot of mistakes that brought us to this point. I don't blame you for hating us, and I won't blame you for whatever you decide to do to us in the next few days. But if you ignore our warnings that there is no other way, and none of you take the deal at the end, then that is the absolute most selfish, horrible thing you could do.