And yet, I still managed to completely muck up the first trial. [technically, they all did, but that won't stop dipper from being Dramatic] I should've known it wasn't her, I did the same thing the last time I tried to solve a murder mystery. Except when I accused the wrong guy he wasn't going to-- I don't know, get all his entrails strung out of his body to spell out "YOU'RE WRONG"!

[...what vivid imagery]