[ he has to stop himself from snorting because god. dipper is such an awkward mess and it's funny. it's nice to find things hilarious after that trainwreck of a trial, so jay appreciates it. thanks for being a pal by having zero social skills, dipper.

he sobers up as he starts talking again. ] I'm from an island called the Legacy. The Legacy is... special, for reasons I would prefer not to get into, and it was invaded by a kingdom from the mainland. It turned into a war, which we won, but...

I'm not going to deny my card because there's nothing to deny. Wars are bloody and lives were lost. That's all.